Upcycled car bumper rivets in fake-metal trend, oil-stain-dyed "mechanic’s canvas" in pristine-canvas era—authentic urban trauma.
Upcycled car bumper rivets in fake-metal trend, oil-stain-dyed "mechanic’s canvas" in pristine-canvas era—authentic urban trauma. Upcycled car bumper rivets in fake-metal trend, oil-stain-dyed "mechanic’s canvas" in pristine-canvas era—authentic urban trauma.
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If You Can’t Handle My Hairy Flaps Step Aside | Adult Humor Tote Bag

If You Can’t Handle My Hairy Flaps Step Aside | Adult Humor Tote Bag

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  • If you can’t handle my hairy flaps, step aside. This funny design drops adult humor with zero shame and full sarcasm. Hairy flaps jokes never sounded so bold or so hilarious. The design suits bold adults, bar legends, prank fans, and loud laugh seekers.
  • It's perfect for bachelor parties, hen nights, pub crawls, tailgate weekends, and wild birthdays. Comedy club regulars and dive bar crews grab attention with this edgy gag. Sarcastic humor fans use it to spark laughs in camping trips and backyard cookouts.
  • 16” x 16” bag with two 14” long and 1” wide black cotton webbing strap handles.
  • Made of a lightweight, spun polyester canvas-like fabric.
  • All seams and stress points are double-stitched for durability, and the reinforced bottom flattens to fit more items and hold larger objects.
  • Spot clean/dry clean only.


  • Package Dimensions ‏ : ‎ 14.5 x 9.5 x 2 inches; 11.2 ounces
  • Date First Available ‏ : ‎ May 7, 2025
  • Manufacturer ‏ : ‎ merch_template

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