Upcycled car bumper rivets in fake-metal trend, oil-stain-dyed "mechanic’s canvas" in pristine-canvas era—authentic urban trauma.
Upcycled car bumper rivets in fake-metal trend, oil-stain-dyed "mechanic’s canvas" in pristine-canvas era—authentic urban trauma. Upcycled car bumper rivets in fake-metal trend, oil-stain-dyed "mechanic’s canvas" in pristine-canvas era—authentic urban trauma.
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President Cthulhu 2028 American Political Satire Tote Bag

President Cthulhu 2028 American Political Satire Tote Bag

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  • Humorous Cthulhu 2028 presidential campaign design blending political satire with cosmic horror elements, perfect for fans of dark humor and cosmic horror themes. Discover Cthulhu for President 2028 at votecthulhu.com!
  • Ideal for enthusiasts of cosmic horror, political humor, and edgy, thought-provoking designs. Great gifts for friends, family, or colleagues who enjoy unconventional themes. Suitable for casual wear, conventions, or election seasons.
  • 16” x 16” bag with two 14” long and 1” wide black cotton webbing strap handles.
  • Made of a lightweight, spun polyester canvas-like fabric.
  • All seams and stress points are double-stitched for durability, and the reinforced bottom flattens to fit more items and hold larger objects.
  • Spot clean/dry clean only.


Elect the Great Old One! This satirical President Cthulhu 2028 election design blends horror and humor in a mock political campaign that says it all. A bold parody for fans of cosmic horror, dark comedy, or political satire, this apparel features a stylized Cthulhu head with bat wings, stars, and a vintage election layout. Perfect for those who enjoy challenging the status quo with humor, or just want a statement piece that grabs attention. Ideal for horror conventions, Halloween, or chaos. Wear responsibly! Humorous President Cthulhu 2028 campaign design blending political satire with Lovecraftian cosmic horror elements, perfect for fans of dark humor and cosmic horror themes. Ideal for enthusiasts of cosmic horror works, political humor, and those who appreciate edgy, thought-provoking designs. Great gifts for friends, family, or colleagues who enjoy weird and unconventional themes. Suitable for casual wear, conventions, or as a statement piece during election seasons.



  • Package Dimensions ‏ : ‎ 14.5 x 9.5 x 2 inches; 11.2 ounces
  • Date First Available ‏ : ‎ April 20, 2025
  • Manufacturer ‏ : ‎ merch_template

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