- Bold, ironic design for thinkers, overthinkers, and lovers of contradiction - wear your inner conflict with style and sarcasm wherever you go.
- Perfect for those who crave things they shouldn't - edgy streetwear vibe with a minimalist design that hits deep and looks great doing it.
- 16” x 16” bag with two 14” long and 1” wide black cotton webbing strap handles.
- Made of a lightweight, spun polyester canvas-like fabric.
- All seams and stress points are double-stitched for durability, and the reinforced bottom flattens to fit more items and hold larger objects.
- Spot clean/dry clean only.
"Protect Me From What I Want" isn't just a phrase - it's a mindset. This design blends existential irony with minimalist boldness for those who see the humor in inner conflict and the tension between desire and self-control. Whether you're into dark humor, modern art vibes, or aesthetic statement fashion, this sarcastic design speaks louder than most. Great for deep thinkers, cynics, or anyone with a taste for twisted truth. Ideal for parties, everyday wear, or whenever you want to provoke a double take.
- Package Dimensions : 14.5 x 9.5 x 2 inches; 11.2 ounces
- Date First Available : May 5, 2025
- Manufacturer : merch_template
