Upcycled car bumper rivets in fake-metal trend, oil-stain-dyed "mechanic’s canvas" in pristine-canvas era—authentic urban trauma.
Upcycled car bumper rivets in fake-metal trend, oil-stain-dyed "mechanic’s canvas" in pristine-canvas era—authentic urban trauma. Upcycled car bumper rivets in fake-metal trend, oil-stain-dyed "mechanic’s canvas" in pristine-canvas era—authentic urban trauma.
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Take A Long Walk Off A Short Pier Funny Go Away Expression Tote Bag

Take A Long Walk Off A Short Pier Funny Go Away Expression Tote Bag

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  • Bold, sarcastic, and for beachfront or lakeside lovers! This retro “Take a Long Walk Off a Short Pier” design makes waves with its witty humor and vintage design. Perfect for boaters, dock loungers, and summer rebels who love edgy style and attitude.
  • Take A Long Walk Off A Short Pier Funny Go Away Expression
  • 16” x 16” bag with two 14” long and 1” wide black cotton webbing strap handles.
  • Made of a lightweight, spun polyester canvas-like fabric.
  • All seams and stress points are double-stitched for durability, and the reinforced bottom flattens to fit more items and hold larger objects.
  • Spot clean/dry clean only.


Bold, sarcastic, and for beachfront or lakeside lovers! This retro “Take a Long Walk Off a Short Pier” design makes waves with its witty humor and vintage design. Perfect for boaters, dock loungers, and summer rebels who love edgy style and attitude.



  • Package Dimensions ‏ : ‎ 14.5 x 9.5 x 2 inches; 11.2 ounces
  • Date First Available ‏ : ‎ April 13, 2025
  • Manufacturer ‏ : ‎ merch_template

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